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Neil Strauss (The Game) met Britney Spears (pop megastar) for an interview, starting out like this:


  • Q: Was there a lot of pressure on you while making this album?
  • A: What, now?
  • Q: Was there a lot of pressure from yourself or the label to have a major hit this time around?
  • A: I have no idea.
  • Q: You have no idea?
  • A: I have no idea.

My interview with Britney Spears was going nowhere.

I looked at her, crossing her legs and fidgeting on the hotel-room couch next to me. She didn't give a shit. I was just an amount of time blocked off on her calendar, and she was tolerating it—poorly.


There was only one way to save this interview. I had to game Britney Spears ...


Read more about their intelligible encounter in The Observer!


If the word 'porn' brought you to this page, you might be dissapointed – Sorry! There are few references to sex or other personal peculiarities to find around here: neither small tits nor large boobies are to be found. This page was merely written to test if scrupulously chosen words actually attract visitors (and what kind of ads Google would supply).

Let's just skip to mobbing foreigners – shan't we?

Immigrant Song

The Lone Patriot – located in Racine, Wisconsin – posted a nice one on 21. April (2006):

From the Minutemen

To the President and Government of Mexico:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, I will be expecting the following:

  1. Free medical care for my entire family.
  2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need.
  3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
  4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
  5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
  6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying over the Mexican flag at their school.
  7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
  8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
  9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
  10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
  11. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes.
  12. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you are good neighbors to the U.S.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

You may find this text echoing at Think Progress as well as at The Dakota Voice and The Politically Incorrect Club – contempt for the poor seem to be a contemporary virtue.


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