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Comparative Analysis of World Religions :: Shit Happens

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Taoism: Shit happens

Confusianism: Confucius says "Shit happens"

Buddhism: Shit happening is an illusion

Islam: Shit happening is the will of Allah

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough

Christian science: If shit happens, pray and it will go away

Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else

Atheism: Shit happens for no reason

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't

Hare Krishna: Shit happens. Shit happens. Shit happens...

Stoicism: Shit happens, I can take it

Jehova's witnesses: Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit and see what happens

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